Category: Humor

Day 89/365 Captain’s Log

Captain’s Log Entry – Natives Cause Insomnia 2am Child #2 claims to be starving. Insists on listing everything eaten for dinner that evening at father’s house. List goes on long enough for me to nod off. She is reassured she will not die of hunger before breakfast. 3am Child #1 is thirsty. The process of quenching said thirst requires child to jump into bed … Read More Day 89/365 Captain’s Log