Category: Humor

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Day 291/365 Let Go or Be Dragged

There I was, staring down at a rather long flight of concrete stairs. At the top, tethered to me by a leash, was my 75 pound lab, quivering with excitement. At the bottom was the dog park.  Louie (just barely) tolerates a leash as a means to an end. If either of us want to enjoy a walk, the leash must be used on an “as … Read More Day 291/365 Let Go or Be Dragged

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Day 276/365 I Need A Hero

I’ve had some technical difficulties lately. About a week and a half ago I had some kind of virus, and during that time I had to drag myself out of bed one day to deal with a heating issue at work (we were closed, but it was a potential emergency given the freezing temperatures). The next day I woke up to discover I had … Read More Day 276/365 I Need A Hero

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Day 263/365 Your Necklace Is So…Wait, Is That….POLLY?

I’m afraid I have embarked upon a dark path… We have all experienced the creepiness of internet shopping + Facebook. I am referring to that “phenomenon” in which that pair of shoes you were looking at on the Zappos site suddenly appear as an ad on your Facebook page.  “Big Brother” strikes again.  Facebook is in cahoots (I love that word, don’t you?) with … Read More Day 263/365 Your Necklace Is So…Wait, Is That….POLLY?

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Day 259/365 SERENITY NOW

I had a really wonderful weekend. I’d even say it was perfect. My girls were home with me for the first weekend in what seemed like forever. Saturday we lounged around all day as the snow fell. I hate to brag, but both days I made breakfast that didn’t pop up out of the toaster.  Seriously. Saturday night we had friends over for dinner – … Read More Day 259/365 SERENITY NOW

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Day 156/365 I Am Not A Rock Star

Some dear friends of mine from high school, and my cousin, Jay, are in a band together. I love these men, but aside from Jay, I don’t really get to see them too often. Last night they played at a house party. When I got to the party there were so many old friends whom I don’t see often enough. So, due to being … Read More Day 156/365 I Am Not A Rock Star

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Day 140/365 Cleansing Myself of Happiness

Lately I have been feeling really unhealthy, physically (we shall leave the discussion of my mental illness for another time). My dad died back in January, and at some point thereafter I did a 180 from not having any appetite, to wanting to eat pretty much anything that was not strapped down. I’ll be honest, I felt an extreme sense of entitlement toward bread and … Read More Day 140/365 Cleansing Myself of Happiness

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130/365 “The Monthly Bill”

Over the past few weeks, I’ve noticed that I have started to feel a lot better. I’ve been generally happy and grateful, and not easy rattled. Today, that seemed to come to an abrupt halt. I was driving to work, thinking about everything that has transpired in my life over the past year and a half, and I felt the emotions sweep over me … Read More 130/365 “The Monthly Bill”